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a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
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17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
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3%
  



Greavesy 1:31 Wed Aug 24
Villa Park
Having to drive on Sunday as train will take forever. Any tips on parking?

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Fifth Column 11:38 Thu Aug 25
Re: Villa Park
The mosque around the corner is your best bet.

Just don't wear colours.

Because they'll all support Liverpool.

SecondOpinion 11:29 Thu Aug 25
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Pablo For Nails 12:40 Thu Aug 25
Re: Villa Park

Ha ha! Good call. That happened to me when I went to see Scotland v Holland during the Euro's!

Those scamps made a fortune that day (and the car was undamaged)

MaryMillingtonsGhost 12:52 Thu Aug 25
Re: Villa Park
Pablo For Nails 12:40

Fucking hell, remember this occuring Boxing Day '91.
Boozer with duct-taped seats and those early 70's coloured shot glasses. Guard your motor for a couple of quid.
A simple 'fuck off' sufficed iirc.

Pablo For Nails 12:40 Thu Aug 25
Re: Villa Park
It used to be one of those grounds where a kid would ask you for a couple of quid to mind your car before the game then his big brother would come along and damage those that refused to pay.

They probably do it with a card machine these days!

bruuuno 12:31 Thu Aug 25
Re: Villa Park
Fuck parking, drive forever man

frank marker 7:40 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
Turn up early, approach the man at the ground with a friendly but slighlty feeble smile, explain that you're a guest of Vauxhall Motors and will be watching the game from their box, however they haven't sent you a parking permit. Ask him where you can park.

It worked for us a few years back when Ilan and Franco were in the team and we drew there.

Of course, he may be dead now.

Rossal 5:04 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
Park in the power league. Think its £6-8 ish and right near the M6 to get away from the shitole

About 15 min walk to ground

The Fonz 4:59 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
I parked at star city last year. Got a CHEEKY nandos before the game too.

Mace66 3:19 Wed Aug 24
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Hermit Road 2:23 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
If none of the previous suggestions help, take your knob out and wipe it round the circumference of the steering wheel being careful to ensure that the entire wheel gets a good smear.


Not sure which part of that sentence amused me most :)

Fruitbat 3:13 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
King Edward VI Aston school opens for parking on matchdays.. Close to Park Circus junction of A38(M) for easy access to spaghetti junction and M6. 400 metres walk to ground through Aston Park. Not sure of the cost these days but wasn't much when I used it some years ago.

Glenn Roeder 3:12 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
I was told to use this.

https://www.yourparkingspace.co.uk/

I've booked for 5 hours at a Tesco that has a 2 hour limit. Cost £13.49 and is a 10 minute walk away from the stadium.

Mr Kenzo 3:00 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
Reverse In, Drive straight out is usually the best

Haz 2:42 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
Whatever you do, don't let the Missus park it.

Side of Ham 2:26 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
Hermit, it would also be advisable for him to dry squat on his gear knob whilst leaving his car for a few hours in Birmingham......

Hermit Road 2:23 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
If none of the previous suggestions help, take your knob out and wipe it round the circumference of the steering wheel being careful to ensure that the entire wheel gets a good smear.

Mike Oxsaw 2:02 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
Man with flag striding before you no longer required.

dealcanvey 1:55 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
Make sure the car is locked before you leave it.

Sven Roeder 1:51 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
Don't park next to a woman driver.
Leave about 3 bays tolerance

On The Ball 1:37 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
Do you have reversing cameras? They take all of the skill out of it, but they're excellent and make it idiot-proof.

Chinkey Weasel 1:37 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
Put your handbrake on before you get out

Lee Trundle 1:36 Wed Aug 24
Re: Villa Park
If you have a passenger, then get them to get out and guide you in.

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